when I lose my....

I'm going to try some comedy open mic nights, here's what I got. feedback appreciated. 

When I lose my glasses, 9 times out of 10, I find them on the top of my head!

When I lose my phone, 9 times out of 10, I find it in my hand!

When I lose my wife, 9 times out of 10 she finds her way home! 

more to come!

The category for this is Lost and Found.

DaveSchmidt said:

The category for this is Lost and Found.

he has trouble navigating the site…he might end up posting jokes in the politics section… only to have them vanish in the middle of the night.

Can we please figure out a way to stop this????? I have an amazing intense aversion to all this stuff that CharlesG says wherever he says it. Or maybe I need the intervention. 

AI comes to MoL?

Mr G-Strings is really becoming over the top. If I paid him a dollar for each post, he’d be a rich man

Charles - which open mikes do you like?

jamie said:

Charles - which open mikes do you like?

I was hoping someone here knew!