Ahoy! We be ‘ere, in calmer waters off Vanuatu! Arrrr ye becalmed orrrr storm-toss’d like a kiddy’s ball?
- Mad Red Tess,
Cap’n, th’Aweful Buccaneer o’Hell
Aye, matey, ‘twas, indeedy! Feastin’ was pretty poor until 1bell of the last dog watch...
Mind ye, th’crew settled in wi’ a bright bunch o’lively fellows at a neat snug near a local cove. Turns out they were short fer a minyan, we ‘ad th’ missin’ nummers. So we spent mos’ o’ t’day with’m, an’ a good day it was, too. We loves a good sing-song, an’ there was lots o‘ singin’ in th’ day. ⛵️
What’s happenin’ there?
Me: Alexa...Do you know any good pirate jokes?
Alexa: What's a pirate's favorite letter? (pause) You may think it's ARRRRR, but his first love will always be the C.
Well, mateys, ‘tis farewell fer another twelve-months - keep yer weather-eyes peeled an’ yer powder dry! May fair winds an’ good fortune smile upon ye an’ yer kin!
- Mad Red Tess, Cap’n
Th’Aweful Buccaneer O’Hell
Well, I won't be able to remember to post next year, so here is a Pirate Pun:
It is a little known fact that William Penn's father 's sisters ran a fleet of privateers. These were known as the Pirates of Penn's aunts.
Arrrr! T'is the time Cap'n! TLAPD!!