Inconsequential Chat

When Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall.

His statue in London is 15 feet tall.

That's Horatio of 3:1

(Stolen from the interwebs - as usual!)

I just saw three people jogging outside.

It inspired me to get up and close the blinds.

I'm beginning to think I'll never be old enough to know better.

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I miss the days when you could slam the handset down to hang up on someone.

Pressing the 'End' key doesn't work for me.

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I know I joke a lot on my posts, but on a serious note, I need everyone to wish me luck.

I have a meeting at the bank later and if it's a success, I will be out of debt and own everything I have now.

I'm so excited I can barely put on my ski mask....

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As a friend of Joanne, May I offer this...

When you buy a product, do you read the manufacturer's instructions?

All the way through?

Do not glue to pregnant women????   

joanne said:
Do not glue to pregnant women????   

 Call me a coward, but I think I might just leave that alone.

Describes me to a T.

I've decided I'm not old.

I'm 25, plus shipping and handling!

The problem with venison is it's too dear.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts cost $1.79, and deer nuts are under a buck.

Stolen from the PPRuNe Caption Competition 

My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house.

I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!

She laughed.

I laughed.

Alexa laughed.

Siri laughed.

I gasped!

Inner peace

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I just found out why my internet connection is so slow - everyone's on line...

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Makes sense

marksierra said:
Describes me to a T.

 Could also apply to

1) Gay male

2) Lesbian (moi)

Apollo 11 - launched 50 years ago this month.