I would post my favorite

Wonder Showzen skits, but I would seriously offend everybody on this board.

Ogden Nash poem, but I'm still in my pajamas and don't want to risk the bet.

So instead, here's the Gerald the Gorilla sketch from Not the 9 O'Clock News.

I'm going to have to start a favorite SCTV skits thread

Or instead I'll post this, from A Bit of Fry and Laurie.

not a video clip, but very funny..