Big black pipes on Kendal Ave.

I was driving down Kendal Ave. and saw all these big black pipes in the street. What's up?

Here's what the pipes look like:

Looks like water main, if you're close to the SO border it could be related to the NJAW interconnection.

Could be connected to the particle collider in Switzerlan

What happens if one of these things falls off and rolls over me while I am walking down the street?

We'll miss you.

ligeti said:
What happens if one of these things falls off and rolls over me while I am walking down the street?

Yes, that's for the new water connection I believe that Trustee Levison posted about the work in another thread.

Looks like 12"-14" diameter ductile iron pipe, so definitely for water main. You really wouldn't want one of them rolling over you.

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ridski said:
We'll miss you.

ligeti said:
What happens if one of these things falls off and rolls over me while I am walking down the street?

Keystone XL comes to Maplewood.

tjohn said:
Keystone XL comes to Maplewood.

I don't know if that's Keystone XL, tjohn. By the look of the size of the pipes in the photo, they're more of a Keystone Medium.

Oh the humanity -- look at them!

European pipes are far lessostentatious.

I heard a new Tony Smith piece was commissioned.

RIP eardrums

New charge pipes for the even bigger turbo setup going into my integra stay tuned

Finally getting the new beer utility in. A meter and tap in every house. Beer supplied by EOBC.

I'm worried about these pipes lying around in the open. What if ISIS decides to sabotage them?

mrincredible said:
I'm worried about these pipes lying around in the open. What if ISIS decides to sabotage them?

Boogers? Pee Pee? Dog poo? Anything could happen.

FilmCarp said:
Finally getting the new beer utility in. A meter and tap in every house. Beer supplied by EOBC.

But will it have PERC in it?

I'm happy to talk about beer after we resolve exactly why these pipes are on the street. When I asked the Township what they were doing there, they said, "We don't know. You'll have to call someone and find out. Maybe try New Jersey American Water."

So I called them and they passed me onto a publicist, who refused to let me send her my pictures.

What kind of lady refuses pictures of your pipes?

The next phase will then begin on the DPW access road and for the intake line along Walton across to Audley to Kendal to E. Cedar to S. Ridgewood where it will be connected to the NJAW main.

https://maplewood.worldwebs.com/forums/discussion/id/120590-West-South-Orange-Avenue-Construction-Update-Notice?page=1#comment-3093380

They don't show up on Google Street View. I doubt they are really there.

ligeti said:
I'm happy to talk about beer after we resolve exactly why these pipes are on the street. When I asked the Township what they were doing there, they said, "We don't know. You'll have to call someone and find out. Maybe try New Jersey American Water."
So I called them and they passed me onto a publicist, who refused to let me send her my pictures.

They didn't actually say, "Call someone," did they?

I cannot believe it took this long for someone to make a pipe innuendo.

RobB said:
What kind of lady refuses pictures of your pipes?
The next phase will then begin on the DPW access road and for the intake line along Walton across to Audley to Kendal to E. Cedar to S. Ridgewood where it will be connected to the NJAW main.


https://maplewood.worldwebs.com/forums/discussion/id/120590-West-South-Orange-Avenue-Construction-Update-Notice?page=1#comment-3093380

afa said:
I cannot believe it took this long for someone to make a pipe innuendo.

RobB said:
What kind of lady refuses pictures of your pipes?

I think everyone was afraid of stereotyping, and its repercussions, since they are "big black pipes."

marylago said:

afa said:
I cannot believe it took this long for someone to make a pipe innuendo.

RobB said:
What kind of lady refuses pictures of your pipes?

I think everyone was afraid of stereotyping, and its repercussions, since they are "big black pipes."

I know that's why I had been silent on this thread. Can't speak for anyone else, though.

Bongs for the Kendal block party?