Gotta read all the Mario Cart tweets online. Hilarious.
Serious point: Melania must now know that the Stormy tale is true.
I'm sure this story will mushroom.
Holy Distinguishing Characteristics, Batman, it's like we're back in the Clinton years.
Now, Melania will have to give deposition that it don't look like that at all.
Trump Attorney: (T.A.) "Mrs. Trump, now, would you consider yourself an expert on the size and shape of men's equipment?"
Melania's Attorney: (M.A.) "Objection. That would lead to inquiry about her prior intimate experiences with..
T.A. " Ok. I withdraw the question
M.A. " Remember, you're supposed to be on our side."
---- pauses, while shuffling papers----
T.A. "Ok. Mrs. Trump, for the record, have you ever seen replicas of men's privates in museums?
Melania: "Yes."
T.A.: " And compared to say, Michaelangelo's David, wouldn't you say that David's --ah--organ vaguely resembles a mushroom, although a large mushroom?
Melania: "Yes."
T.A.: "So, could you not also say that Mr. Trump's John-Thomas (refer to Monty Python) though smaller, is also a work of art?"
Melania: "Yes."
----T.A. bangs fist on table---
T.A. "There you have it. That proves that The Donald's Paddywacker (refer to Porky's) is a priceless, though miniature work of art, bigly, worthy of international respect."
I can’t help but wonder if comments such as Stormy Daniels’ hurt Trump more than anything in the political arena.
GL2 said:
Gotta read all the Mario Cart tweets online. Hilarious.
Serious point: Melania must now know that the Stormy tale is true.
I'm sure this story will mushroom.
I have been dying of laughter. Then it turns out that Marco Rubio was right after all about Trump's small hands. If this gets pushed too far, Donald might feel compelled to blow up things with phallic missiles in order to make up for his shortcomings. Mushroom it already!
nypost.com: Hope you aren't eating when you read this, because Stormy Daniels went there.
https://nypost.com/2018/09/18/stormy-says-trump-offered-to-help-her-cheat-on-the-apprentice/
The vixen, who alleged having a one-night stand with The Donald in 2006, adds that whenever she saw him on TV for years afterward, she’d say to herself: “I had sex with that … Eech.”
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